Some quotes I find interesting...


Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Clifford Stoll

I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it.
Clifford Stoll, Silicon Snake Oil, 1995

Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom.
Clifford Stoll

A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs.
Clifford Stoll

Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination.
Albert Einstein

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
Unknown

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows. Unknown

I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
Isaac Asimov

Microsoft: 'You've got questions. We've got dancing paper clips.'
Unknown